DOBBY'S FINISH THE FAIRY TALE:

1. Standing alone in the forest, Snow White was frightened because she'd forgotten her iPhone and couldn't access Google maps to find her way home.

2. The Evil Queen looked into her mirror and said, "I really shouldn't have gotten those dreds."

3. Alice couldn't tell which way was up or down if she could she wouldn't need all those meds to mellow her out.

4. After a heated property dispute over the bridge, the goats were victorious over the troll and that's why the 3 Billy Goats Gruff did cross the bridge.

5. The pretty fairy princess didn't have a true love but she was given a reality show by Fox called "Who Wants to Marry a Princess", found her Prince Charming, divorced him, and took half his kingdom.

6. A little elf found himself in possession of the one precious ring so he put it up for auction on Ebay and used the money to finally move out of the shire to a mansion in the rich part of town.

7. The enviromentally-concious subjects revolted and overthrew the king all because the glass coffin really wasn't glass but plastic instead.

8. Rapunzel wandered the land for many years trying to find her perfect pair of designer shoes and handbag combination.

9. The old hag tricked Hansel and Gretel to buy her stock in BP.